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"'''You have two cows'''" is the beginning phrase for a series of [[politics|political]] [[joke]] definitions. |
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[[File:Two cows grazing.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Scenarios involving two [[cow]]s have been used as metaphors in economic satire.]] |
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"'''You have two cows'''" refers to a class of [[political satire]] involving variations of a scenario, where what occurs to the eponymous cows is used to demonstrate the advantages and flaws of certain economic systems. |
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==History== |
==History== |
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Revision as of 04:01, 31 July 2013
"You have two cows" is the beginning phrase for a series of political joke definitions.
History
"You have two cows" jokes originated as a parody of the typical examples used in introductory-level economics course material. They featured a farmer in a moneyless society who uses the cattle he owns to trade with his neighbors. A typical example is: "You have two cows; you want chickens; you set out to find another farmer who has chickens and wants a cow". These examples were meant to show the limitations of the barter system, leading to the eventual introduction of currency and money.[citation needed]
The "two cows" parodies, however, place the cow-owner in a full-fledged economic system where cows are used as a metaphor for all currency, capital, and property. The intent of these jokes is usually to point out flaws and absurdities in those systems, although non-political jokes have been derived from them.[1][2][3][4][5]
Jokes of this type attracted the attention of a scholar in the USA as early as 1944. An article in The Modern Language Journal discusses the classical ones, such as:[6]
- Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
- Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives you some milk.
- Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then sells you some milk.
- Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
- Nazism: You have two cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
- New Dealism: You have two cows. The Government takes both, shoots one, buys milk from the other cow, then pours the milk down the drain.[7]
Bill Sherk mentions that such lists circulated throughout America since around 1936 under the title "Parable of the Isms".[8] A column in The Chicago Daily Tribune in 1938 attributes a version involving socialism, communism, fascism and New Dealism to an address by Silas Strawn to the Economic Club of Chicago on November 29, 1935.[9]
Notable usages
Jokes of this genre formed the base of a monologue by comedian Pat Paulsen on The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour in the late 1960s. This material was later used as an element of his satirical US presidential campaign in 1968, and was included on his 1968 comedy album Pat Paulsen for President.[10]
Richard M. Steers and Luciara Nardon in their book about global economy use the "two cows" metaphor to illustrate the concept of cultural differences. They write that jokes of the kind:[11]
- Russian company: You have two cows. You drink some vodka and count them again. You have five cows. The Russian Mafia shows up and takes however many cows you have.
- Californian company: You have a million cows. Most of them are illegals.
– are considered funny because they are realistic caricatures of various cultures, and the pervasiveness of such jokes stems from the significant cultural differences. Steers and Nardon also state that others believe such jokes present cultural stereotypes and must be viewed with caution.
See also
References
- ^ Guevarra, Argee (June 4, 1997). "Future Tense: e-jokes" (subscription required). BusinessWorld. ISSN 0116-3930. ProQuest document ID: 84519297, Source type: Periodical. Retrieved 2006-12-08.
praises the joke and gives versions from various countries/economic systems
- ^ Melnick, Rick (2001). "Bovinus economicus" (subscription required). American Vegetable Grower. 49 (8). Willoughby: 42. ISSN 0741-9848. ProQuest document ID: 77628668, Source type: Periodical. Retrieved 2006-12-08.
presents the joke
{{cite journal}}: Unknown parameter|month=ignored (help) - ^ "Enronism Avenue Of The Americas [USA edition]". Financial Times. London (UK): 13. January 10, 2002. ISSN 0307-1766. ProQuest document ID: 98859339. Source type: Newspaper (subscription required).
adds Enron version of two cows joke
- ^ "Insider Column" (subscription required). Thailand, distributed by Knight Ridder Tribune Business News. Washington: Bangkok Post. January 17, 2002: 1. ProQuest document ID: 100120779 Source type: Wire Feed. Retrieved 2006-12-08.
four new 2 cows jokes relevant to world economic issues
{{cite journal}}: Cite journal requires|journal=(help) - ^ Plender, John (April 14, 2003). "Texan bull" (subscription required). Financial Times (London 1st Edition). London (UK): 24. ISSN 0307-1766. ProQuest document ID: 324166071. Retrieved 2006-12-08.
talks about Enron version of joke
- ^ George A. Henninger, "In Defense of Dictionaries and Definitions", The Modern Language Journal, January 1944, vol. 28, pp.29-39
- ^ [1]
- ^ "500 Years of New Words", by Bill Sherk, Doubleday, 1983, ISBN 0-385-17902-2, p. 162.
- ^ "The Class in Political Isms". Chicago Daily Tribune. December 3, 1938. p.12, col.3.
- ^ ""Pat Paulsen for President" - album info and review". LiveDaily Store. Retrieved 2007-12-18.
...included in this collection: "Two Cows," where the various systems of government are explained with the useful illustration of two cows...
- ^ Managing In The Global Economy, by Richard M. Steers, Luciara Nardon (2005) ISBN 0-7656-1551-7