On n'est pas couché

On n'est pas couché
Starring	Laurent Ruquier (host)
Opening theme	In The Shadows by The Rasmus
Country of origin	France
Original language	French
No. of seasons	14
No. of episodes	519
Production
Producers	Laurent Ruquier Catherine Barma
Running time	190 min
Original release
Network	France 2
Release	16 September 2006 (2006-09-16) – 4 July 2020 (2020-07-04)

On n'est pas couché was a French talk show broadcast on France 2 on Saturdays at 11 p.m. and hosted by Laurent Ruquier. It was produced by Ruquier and Catherine Barma. It first aired on 16 September 2006; after fourteen seasons, it ended on the 4 July 2020. Ruquier was assisted by two columnists: notable personalities have starred on the show, including Éric Zemmour, Éric Naulleau, Natacha Polony and Yann Moix. Secondary columnists were also sometimes present, including humourists Jonathan Lambert and Nicolas Bedos.

Content

The show ran for about 190 minutes with no publicity breaks. Ruquier started by a monologue that lasted for about 20 minutes; he presented the past week's news with humour. He also presented some of the week's best cartoons before turning to his columnists for comments. The five guests (mainly actors, singers, writers) then talked about their projects and interacted with the columnists. A personality (often a politician, philosopher, union leader) was then interviewed by Ruquier and his columnists for about an hour.

Columnists

• 
  Michel Polac
• 
  Éric Zemmour
• 
  Éric Naulleau
• 
  Audrey Pulvar

• 
  Natacha Polony
• 
  Aymeric Caron
• 
  Yann Moix
• 
  Christine Angot

Columnists per season
1 (2006–2007)	2 (2007–2008)	3 (2008–2009)	4 (2009–2010)	5 (2010–2011)	6 (2011–2012)	7 (2012–2013)	8 (2013–2014)	9 (2014–2015)	10 (2015–2016)	11 (2016–2017)	12 (2017–2018)	13 (2018–2019)
Main
Éric Zemmour					Natacha Polony			Léa Salamé		Vanessa Burggraf	Christine Angot
Michel Polac	Éric Naulleau				Audrey Pulvar	Aymeric Caron			Yann Moix			Charles Consigny
Secondary
Jonathan Lambert					Arnaud Tsamere	Jonathan Lambert	Nicolas Bedos		Marc-Antoine Le Bret	Fary	Claire Chazal
Jean-Luc Lemoine		Michaël Gregorio		Les Lascars gays	Jérémy Ferrari		Donel Jack'sman		Bérengère Krief
Florence Foresti	Axelle Laffont	Ghislaine Ottenheimer		Edwy Plenel	Florian Gazan
Mustapha El Atrassi	Christophe Alévêque