User:Atypicaloracle

Any and all statements that can be made about this user are of dubious veracity. In addition, this user has vandalized this user page so many times that it is unknown if any content therein can be considered actual information. The vast majority of anything that could be said consists of glittering generalities, weasel words about actual weasels, essentially contested concepts that no-one cares enough to contest, and other termite-infested bits of wooden language backed by impenetrable boiler plate.

The human hand has five fingers.

Currently compiling a personal list of most ridiculous arguments extant on the discussion pages of various articles, with the implication of a conspiracy on a certain article being very nearly assured the number one spot.