User:CamelCase/Requests for adminship/Easter Bunny

The following discussion is preserved as an archive of a successful request for adminship. Please do not modify it.

Easter Bunny

Closed as successful by TheSandDoctor ^Talk 00:05, 2 April 2018 (UTC) (non-admin closure). I realize I am not an admin nor a 'craft, but the Easter Bunny threatened me + this isn't a real RfA and needs to be cleared out, so IAR! tally (?/?/?) ending 00:00 2 April 2018 (UTC)

Nomination

The Easter Bunny is the perfect choice for adminship. He brings smiles to the faces of children worldwide, which is an absolute must when you're working on an online encyclopaedia. And if we don't get more mythical beings as admins, Jimbo's gonna get lonely. CamelCase (Talk | Contribs) 02:41, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

Candidate, please indicate acceptance of the nomination here: The Easter Bunny is busy right now, but he left me a note saying he accepts it gladly. CamelCase (Talk | Contribs) 02:41, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

Questions for the candidate

Dear Easter Bunny, Thank you for offering your services to Wikipedia an an Administrator. Please answer the following questions to allow the community to decide wether to steal your Easter eggs or not.

1. In the event of a dispute between two users on who found an Easter egg, what would you do?

Give it to me! --The Easter Bunny

2.Would you agree to provide User:Jimbo Wales 200 chocolate eggs per day?

I guess I could manage that, if I stopped delivering to everyone else. -- Easter Bunny

3. Are you willing to make Kim Jong-Un a sysop? (if the answer is no you will be banned)

Splunge. -- Easter Bunny

4. What is your opinion on IP protection (protecting articles so that only IPs can edit them)?

I like it. Plenty of IP-hoppers. -- Easter Bunny

5. How often will you delete the main page?

As many times as it takes to get my hoppin' point across? Oops, was that the wrong answer? *hands over Easter egg* here you go! Don't tell the others and pretend my answer was whichever suits you best to support -- Easter Bunny

6. How do you plan on dealing with new editors who are lactose intolerant, but refuse to acknowledge it?

Additional question from Green Giant

7. OK, this has been bothering me for years. Where do you get your choccie eggs from? Is it true they are really ostrich eggs dipped in chocolate?!?

A:

Discussion

Support

1. Support as nominator. CamelCase (Talk | Contribs) 02:41, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
2. Support. I am concerned about being unfairly targeted by Mr. Bunny if I don't !support . --TheSandDoctor ^Talk 04:33, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
3. Moral support - Purplewowies (talk) 05:04, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
4. Support - we need more minority representatives. Deb (talk) 08:07, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
5. Support — candy is delicious. —AnAwesomeArticleEditor ON WHEELS! ^AprilFools₂₀₁₈ (talk · contribs) 11:33, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
6. Strong support I assume the lack of account means that their contributions to the encyclopaedia are immeasurable. ∰Bellezzasolo✡ Discuss 11:39, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
7. Support. Mr. Bunny put Genghis Khan in his place AnD THERefOrE He shOuld BE adMIn!!!1!!1!! epicgenius (talk) 13:25, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
8. Support Never been blocked, nothing in the contribution history to indicate they would abuse the tools, and seems to be happy to work with people regardless of gender. The chocolate-hate filled opposes below are obviously bias tainted proselytizing. Like or dislike for chocolate has no bearing on the use of tools. On the plus side, at least none of the opposers have evaluated this candidate based on how many chocolate eggs they have distributed. --Hammersoft (talk) 16:29, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
9. Support, mostly per Hammersoft, with whom I found myself agreeing before. I trust that Easter Bunny will not block without talking to the victim as long that is not a vandal. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 17:42, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

   Support. Has no record whatsoever in AfD, making this the perfect RfA candidate. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:38, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

   Moving to Oppose. Since there are so many more bunnies now than there were earlier today, I simply cannot support multiple users editing from a single account. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:13, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

Oppose

1. Oppose The bunny is wanted for heading up a jaywalking ring. L3X1 ◊distænt write◊ 03:24, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
2. Oppose I'm worried about the bunny's habit of randomly scattering eggs all over the place. To me, this is not the behavior of a critter who can be trusted with sensitive information. Lepricavark (talk) 03:32, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
3. Oppose Chocolate eggs are unhealthy to you if you eat them too much! Not a very active user (talk) 04:52, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
4. Oppose He/she made me fat 202.169.108.116 (talk) 06:10, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
5. Strong oppose per User:Eating Nicely Ritchie333 ^{(talk) (cont)} 10:57, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
6. Sorry, I prefer Santa Claus. BOZ (talk) 12:38, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
7. Oppose - The bunny's nicked my cookie . –Davey2010^Talk 12:45, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

   I think you're misinterpreting that narative. The kid is clearly Jewish. That's a funny-looking yamaka, but there's no accounting for style. The cookie is chametz. The bunny's just helping him prepare for the holidays. -- RoySmith (talk) 23:56, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

8. Oppose He is habitually early by anywhere from one to five weeks. I could see him closing AfDs before they are even opened! -Ad Orientem (talk) 13:08, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
9. Oppose: No major edits, big league bad habits, and, oh yeah, no songs written about the Easter Bunny. Also, didn't ever give me candy! Sad! — Javert2113 (talk) 13:13, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
10. Oppose Has poor taste. Galobtter (pingó mió) 13:16, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
11. Oppose as per House Of Advanced eXtremism laws. As opposed to the fact that "Jesus Loves Me", the Bible did not tell me so. ««« SOME GADGET GEEK »»» (talk) 14:43, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
12. Oppose don't like chocolate. Pkbwcgs (talk) 15:02, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
13. Oppose. Someone else more powerful should be nominated instead. HalfHeartedFanatic (talk) 15:28, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
14. Oppose Per reasons above. Sorry, I like other bunnies more than you. Zyc1174 _chat? ^{what I did} 15:44, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
15. Oppose – not egging the candidate on! Linguist^unEins^uno 17:02, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
16. Oppose, as he will have a conflict of interest regarding chocolate eggs. Gimubrc (talk) 17:59, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
17. Oppose. Suspected sock of Punxsutawney Phil, who violated consensus and cast a chill. [1] --IHTS (talk) 19:09, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
18. Oppose - what even is he anyway? Swarm ♠ 19:37, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

Neutral

1. I prefer to support Bugs Bunny. Just don't know what to do!--Jetstreamer ^Talk 12:34, 1 April 2018 (UTC).

   I would hands down support Bugs' myself --TheSandDoctor ^Talk 16:48, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

2. On the one hand, it is the Easter Bunny, but on the other hand, the bunny hasn't written > 250 featured articles, and I know a lot of people are tight-asses about that. Cyphoidbomb (talk) 14:45, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

   @Cyphoidbomb: I am somewhat torn, I only !voted support over fear of being unfairly targeted in the future. . 250< featured articles should be the defacto norm. Then again, Wikitan had many opposers because they have created over 5 million articles and every single featured and good article, so I don't know what to think really. --TheSandDoctor ^Talk 16:48, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

Splunge

1. Splunge for me too! Double sharp (talk) 14:33, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

General Comments

• The meaning of Question 2 is unclear. Did the questioner really mean every day or just every Easter Sunday? Judging by the candidate's response, s/he has taken it to mean the latter. Deb (talk) 08:10, 1 April 2018 (UTC)

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