User:Cooper 25
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| Born | Edinburgh |
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| Nationality | Scottish |
| Country |  Scotland |
| Time zone | GMT |
| Race | 400m sprint |
| Education and employment | |
| Occupation | Occupational hazard |
| Education | Lots |
| Signature | » Cooper Kid (blether) • (contreebs) |
I could fill this space with lots of info about myself, but for all I know you could be an Ethiopean fishmonger intent on stealing my identity to aid your quest for world domination. So, for all those people who don't know me, I'm a male 25-year-old Tae Kwon Do black belt holding champion rifle shooter, just out of the SAS, living in Moscow, who will find you and your family and beat them to death with their own limbs. Pleased to meet you!