User:Dooneyoone
General[edit]
this page is about the wild dooneyoone. she can be found in the forest drinking mountain dew and being an overall savage. if encountered, use dank memes to fend off. if the wild dooneyoone has a mountain dew, run for your life.
Recent Sightings[edit]
the wild dooneyoone has been sighted watching harry potter, drinking mountain dew, and studying for exams.
Dooneyoone By The Numbers[edit]
this graph demonstrates how crazy dooneyoone gets after drinking mountian dew with craziness as a function of time:
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as you can see, the more time goes by after she has had her first dew the crazier she gets.
More Info[edit]
if you ever think you have encountered a wild dooneyoone, make sure you check twice. it is not often that a real dooneyoone is found, as they are the rarest meme in existence. another interesting fact about the wild dooneyoone is that they are fake fans of lo mein.