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The Earth is secretly alive

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This is where the Earth gets it's daily lunch
Main ingredient of Taco bell's hot sauce

The idea that the Earth is secretly alive, slowly consuming objects by using its soil. Rotting corpses are usually consumed by the Earth as it's getting more and more hungry, it's diet isn't being filled in this era. This is why many cultist are throwing car batteries into the ocean, as the Earth sometimes just needs a little spiciness in it's food.