Hi fellow Wikipedia users, I'm User:JumboCraft. I love reading and editing Wikipedia articles and I'm saddened by the fact that most people do not consider Wikipedia to be a credible source of information. I try to work hard to remove incorrect information and put in new ones to help change Wikipedia's reputation, but its going to be a long journey and it won't be easy. My wish is that one day, Wikipedia can be so huge and reliable that the government will start to sponsor it and help it grow and become even more reliable, but in order for that to happen, Wikipedia must be the main source of information for the citizens of America and of the world, my dream for Wikipedia is that one day every single human in the entire world will use Wikipedia and Wikipedia only for al their information! That'd make finding information so much easier! My plan for Wikipedia's world domination:
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Step Five
Become the most reliable source of information in America by constantly editing and removing false information
With the two strongest countries on our side, the others will fall in no time, once Wikipedia is in total control of the world's information we start Step 4
This is going to be the controversial step, we pretend to be hackers and hack Wikipedia, because Wikipedia is now the main source of information for all the people of the world the governments of the world will try to prevent a hacking of it again. So they will start to help, fund, protect, and even edit Wikipedia to make it more safe and reliable. Now even those who still don't trust it will start to, because it is going to be Wikipedia.un instead of this boring Wikipedia.org. Now truly, Wikipedia has taken over, mission successful.
Enjoy, now you can edit reality. For like O'Brian said in the book 1984-A Novel: "Whoever controls the information controls the present, whoever controls the present controls the past, and whoever controls the past controls the future." You now can control the future! (Insert smug smile here)
This is a joke BTW... Why are you taking it seriously?
