User:LeFaune

Johann ↓

	Language
frCet utilisateur a pour langue maternelle le français.	eurDieser gebruiker tiene Europanto comme mothersprache.	en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.
de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.	ca-1Aquest usuari pot contribuir amb un nivell bàsic de català.	fro-1Icest faitre poet assister a un nivel bas de la langue francor.
	es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.
ipa-4 əThis user has a near-complete understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.	Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.	This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.		sar-5This user is an expert at picking up on sarcasm, as well as making sarcastic remarks.
	Wikipedian Activities
Wikipédia Je contribue sur la Wikipédia francophone. I support French language Wikipedia with my contributions.	This user is a WikiTARDIS. VWOOOSH! VWOOSH!	This user clicks on Random article way too often.
This user is a random page patroller.	This user provides information using user boxes for statistical reasons.
	Tastes
This user is owned by one or more cats.	Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.	@This user can be reached by email.
	This user tracks what he listens to on Last.fm (lefauneparisien).
This user owns an Android phone.	This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.
CGThis user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."	This user knows advanced music theory.	OGGThis user prefers listening to the superior quality of .ogg audio files on a music player instead of MP3. †
PLUTO is a PLANET This user will not recognize any decision by anyone that says otherwise.	This user likes foggy days.	This user prefers brewing coffee by a French press.
This user prefers the metric system.		css-3This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user.
	Me, my sick, sad life
	BPDThis user lives with borderline personality disorder.	5This user ranks a 5 on the Kinsey scale.
	This user is a Protestant Christian.	Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

Identity

• Surname : Johann (say it in the german way, /joan/).

What I can do for you

• A translation (fr<->en, why not a proofreading de->fr) ;
• Playing Wikipedia:WikiGnome with you, it's even my favorite activity ;
• Creating yourself a Userbox, I love boboxes ;
• Punch vandals in a polite and soft manner.

Practices

• Short poetry ;
• Digital photography ;
• Imaginary cartography ;
• Masculine Sex.

(Sometimes all of that at the same time.)

The Wise Said:

Keep your Boboxes under your elbow, you will have something to eat during winter!