User:Samsoncity

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This user has been on Wikipedia for 18 years, 2 months and 10 days.

This user swears by Science that he is an atheist.

This user doesn't sleep.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

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This user is one of a handful of actual natives of the state of Florida.

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Black Rock City.