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This \_/ser is te1-1 m@aster of t0ta1 leetne55 .
LE-4 This user uses punctuation, but doesn't care about other stuff when typing English.
gb -0This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims .
Lipsum -NLorem ipsum dolor sit amet.
ubx -nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes .
sar -NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm . Isn't that just great ?
AIM -52 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos .
Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng
cpp -1This user is a beginning C++ programmer.
This user is an expert TI-BASIC programmer.
LSL -4This user is an expert LSL programmer.
This user has a pet cat .
This user would like to own one or more dogs .
This user's favourite animal is the Cheetah .
@ This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name .
This user has a website, which can be found here .
This user is a frequent poster at 4chan .
This user is a Second Life content creator and their avatar name is Nelson Jenkins .
This user maintains a blog .
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user's Internet service provider is AT&T .
This user contributes while using iTunes .
This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox !
This user uses Vista Ultimate.
This user contributes using Ubuntu .
This user contributes using Notepad .
This user contributes using a laptop .
This user contributes using a PC .
intel Core This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core 2 Duo microprocessor.
Mobile Phone Service [ edit ]
This user's mobile phone and data-services provider is Verizon .
This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
who This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?
than then This user understands the difference between using "than " and "then ."
their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
You and Me This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
A, B, and A and B This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's . So should you.
its it's It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
¼ You are one-quarter through this user's userboxes.
its & it's This user thinks ohh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just i-t-s , but if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's i-t-apostrophe-s ...Scalawag .
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
… This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
“...”! US vs. UK This user uses logical quotation marks . Internal punctuation leads to factual errors . It's not a style issue!
; This user is addicted to semicolons ; they use them frequently.
Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.
XD This user is interested in comedy , and may enjoy writing or performing it.
This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
Actually, the Internet is serious business .
ALL This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy .
C This user is a fan of character comedy.
T This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire .
БОРАТ This user is a fan of Borat .
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
This user has eaten silica gel , and lived to tell the tale.
This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food.
This user likes any type of pizza so long as it comes in pairs along with a little Roman guy exclaiming "Pizza! Pizza! ".
This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.
In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard .
This user would have liked Green Eggs and Ham, but will not eat them due to religious dietary laws.
This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale.
This user knows that MREs owe their famed longevity to the fact that even bacteria will not touch the stuff.
This user loves to eat pizza .
If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.
This user couldn't live without bagels , but NO CREAM CHEESE!
This user loves to eat beef .
This user eats ham .
This user eats M&Ms .
You better keep your hands off my peeps !
This user has microwaved Peeps just to watch them quadruple in size, then shrink again.
This user eats Peanut Butter Cookies.
This user does not drink milk and consequently does not suffer from calcium depletion.
This user drinks water regularly.
Fanta This user drinks Fanta Orange .
Fanta
This user drinks Fanta Grape .
This user passed
GO !
(…so where is my $200?)
½ You are halfway through this user's userboxes.
This user enjoys playing poker .
This user plays with a full deck .
This user knows that math is
∫
e
x
y
{\displaystyle \int e^{xy}\,}
.
2
{\displaystyle {\sqrt {2}}}
This user knows how to prove that the square root of two is irrational.
π
≠
p
q
{\displaystyle \pi \neq {\frac {p}{q}}}
This user can prove that
π
{\displaystyle \pi }
is irrational.
This user knows how toFind x .
Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626
Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...
This user knows by heart an
unspecified number of digits in the decimal representation of
pi .
This user knows 6 digits of pi .
!= This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.
band This user plays in a band .
This user plays their music in the treble clef.
This user plays the double bass , and thus requires this extra-large userbox to show it.
This user plays the piano .
This user enjoys listening to real metal .
cRap
This user can't stand rap music.
This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless Country Music is eliminated.†
Yupp tspp tsupp burreevick durridullan dick dully dillun ditsdundulla ribbee dubbee dulla roop buddyroobyrung goory gung gook gaya geeree gung goo !
4/4 This user is against DJs adding a 4/4 Beat under old '80s songs and calling them new.
This user is a MIDI collector.
AC/ DC This user is a fan of AC/DC .
daft punk This user likes to work it to Daft Punk .
This user is a fan of the Eagles .
This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry .
This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols.
This user has a keen interest in physics .
This user doesn't like Nazis .
This user supports the troops in Iraq .
LEGAL This user supports LEGAL Immigration.
This user is interested in tanks .
bi-4 This user uses pink noise to get the highest fidelity from their cans >200
This user makes short movies in their free time.
This user does not
smoke .
This user knows your mother (and will say "hi" to her for you)
User:Wdflake/stop
NTSC This user's television receives NTSC /NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.
This user's TV service provider is Comcast .
fan-3
This user wholeheartedly believes that Whose Line Is It Anyway? is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond.
Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
M.D. This user watches House .
Scrubs This user enjoys watching Scrubs .
CSI: Miami This user is on the trail with Horatio .
CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGAN This user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies .
¾ You are three-quarters through this user's userboxes.
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Grade 10 This user is in grade 10 .
Burrito ergo sum
I fart, therefore I am.
This user is interested in contributing to articles on panic attacks and related disorders.
This user can lick his/her own elbow .
This user is Radioactive . Approach with extreme caution -they may be highly unstable.
This user may contain Poison gas . Store them in an upright position at all times, and encourage them to forgo Baked beans .
This user is flammable.
This user can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me.
Name This user's name is Tony .
This user's name is not George Dinkel. Or John Harris, for that matter. And, now that you mention it, this user's name isn't Gene Baker either.
This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well. Existent
16 This user is 16 years old.
This user is American ; recognized ancestry ends at the border.
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This user is an apatheist , and doesn't care whether God exists.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute .
This user loves deadlines . They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
This user is not a Wikipedia administrator , but might like to be one someday.
This user is one in 48,451,016 .
This user has faced vandalism and lived to tell the tale.
This user screws vandals and treats them with no mercy.
This user prefers making userboxes to arguing with other editors.
no ads This user is against commercials in Wikipedia.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
J
This user trusts Jimbo .
This user needs just one more userbox on their page!
END This user has no more userboxes.
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