Jump to content

Wikipedia:Wikipedia Signpost/Next issue/Humour

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Humour

An admin, an IP, and a sockpuppet

Optional: write a lede — not necessarily a WP:LEAD. Interesting > encyclopedic.

An admin, an IP, and a sockpuppet walk into a bar...
...but who's the duck?
Enjoy your glass of water. Alternative

An admin, an IP, and a sockpuppet walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "what're you having?" The admin says, "I'll have a glass of your finest champagne." The IP says, "Give me your cheapest draft beer." The sockpuppet says, "Just water for me; I can't afford a third drink."